youve got teeth like a burnt down building

your so ugly you made my onions cry

Yo Mamma is so fat,even her shadow has stretch marks

Yo Mamma is so fat,every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil

Yo Mumma is soo fat,Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes

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Yo Mamma is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac

Your so fat when god sed let there be light he had to ask u to move out the way first

Your so fat you stood on a weighing scale it sed 1 at a time please

Your so fat when u went to the cinema u sat with everybody

your so fat your first baby picture was took via satalite

Your so stupid when a robber stole ur tv u went chasing after sayin u forgot the remote

Yyour so stupid u sit on ur tv watchin ur sofa

Your so ugly u had to sneak up on the mirror

Your so ugly u looked in themiror even bloody mary got scared

your so fat you stood on scales and it said to be continued

Your so fat u went to court the judge sed order order u sed 2 peice chicken and chips with a bottle of coke please

YOUR SO UGLY U LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND THE MIRROR CRACKED

YOUR MUMS SO FAT SHE WORE A YELLOW JACKET AND SOMEONE SHOUTED OUT TAXI!!!!

YOUR MUMS SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD

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