According to recent studies, "98.9% of Prison Block players are sexually unattractive". These studies also suggests that at least 80% of these unattractive players do not have a sexual partner, Dr. Sadstorybro explains: "If one is sexually unattractive, then one, surely, must also have tremendous difficulties at engaging in casual sex with another partner".

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Wow I had no idea so many of you struggled into getting laid... Ok, since I'm capped anyway, let me be generous with you guys. I have in my possession what is called "The Lucky Boxers of Sexual Intercourse". For those more perceptive of you, you've probably noticed the purple name... Yup, this is in fact an epic piece of equipment, a very rare loot and I will be giving it away to one lucky player.

How will I decide whom to give it to? Well here's the deal. Next sunday, on the 7th of November, I will be posting 10 pictures of myself. Each of these picture will have a word for you to decipher. Be the first one to successfully decipher and put together ( in the correct order ) the ten word phrase and you will win The Lucky Boxers of Sexual Intercourse.

To participate in this totally original contest, a small participating fee of 250eds or 750sw will be required of you. At least 15 players must be willing to participate in this event for it to come true. As an incentive for you to participate, let me remind you of how sexually unattractive you are by referring you back to the first paragraph of this thread. Oh and, also, here's a picture of the actual prize.

I'm sure you've been going 'wtf' all the way through your reading so I've put together a quick FAQ.

Q: Are you serious? A: Yes.

Q: Dude, is that a real life  piece of equipment? A: Yes. This is in fact a rare, real life piece of equipment.

Q: Can The Lucky Boxers of Sexual Intercourse really make someone look more attractive? A: Yes. Let me show you by hovering over it.

Q: If I win, how will I receive this real life piece of equipment? A: I will ship this real life piece of equipment with real life shipping. Free of charge!

To conclude, here's a bit of explanation and seriousness. As most of you regular forum dwellers know by now, I am reborn. So what's this really about? Having a bit of fun and helping someone awesome out onto a smooth comeback, me.

Note that The Lucky Boxers of Sexual Intercourse is a real life equipment item and must be worn on bare skin for it to work.

Also note that only donators will be accepted as participants. No donation, no easy reel for you.

If you think of participating in this contest, please leave a note on this thread. I will also require you to pay your participating fee in advance. If I haven't received enough donations by the 7th of November, this event will be cancelled and your participating fee will be reimboursed.

Questions or comments?

Thank you for reading.

Half the people I come across are either married or in long-term relationships.. o.o

Your statistics are shit, mi amigo.

let me guess you are 1 of the few players to

be

*attractive*.. ..

I regret to tell you that Dr. Sadstorybro is renown in his field. He's spent mucho hours scouring Prisonblock's personal data before coming to these reliable conclusions. It's easy to lie over the internet.

Last edited by ThyWhiskyMan 15 years ago

Everything about this post scares the fuck out of me.

well i obviously fall into the 1.1 percent of attractive ppl so i dont need them man panties

sorry for the rest of u ugly mufuckas.

well considering 99% of pb is ugly new jersyins im good

im from jersey, i never had a problem attracting the opposite sex.

females flock to me dont know bout the rest of yall games