A Tuna Joke
Tuna and Eazyas are trecking through the African jungle when they are suddenly ambushed by an African tribe and taken back to their village.....after awhile the leader of the tribe stands Eazyas up infront of the tribe..."death or Bongo" he says to Eazyas.....Eazyas knowing death is not good chooses Bongo....so one by one the tribe anal rape him.....then the tribe leader stands Tuna up infront of the tribe "death or double Bongo" now Tuna seeing what had happened to Eazyas decides he cant go through that no matter how much Eazyas seemed to enjoy it and chooses Death....so the tribe leader turns to the tribe and says "Death By Bongo"

Beentha...haha yeah
NATE1979

Death_H...Three guys are walking through the jungle (perhaps the same one?) when they are captured by a cannibalistic tribe. The tribe tie them up and pop them in a big cooking pot. Luckily one of the men speaks their language and pleads with the leader for their life and that they would do anything to be set free.
The leader, being in a good mood after having recently finished off an american tourist, decides they can go free if they complete a challenge. He tells them that they have have 30 mins to go into the jungle (accompanied by a guard) and find 20 of the same type of fruit. And with this the three men set out on their challenge.
The first comes back with 20 oranges. The leader tells him that if he manages to put all 20 oranges up his arse without making a sound then he will go free. So the man pulls down his pants and starts to try... 1.. 2... 3... 4... he slips them in trying his best not to scream from the pain. Eventually on the 12th orange he collapses and screams out in pain so the leader throws him in the cooking pot.
The second man comes back from the jungle holding 20 grapes and is told the same thing. He looks pleased with himself and starts popping them in... 1.. 2... 3... 4... all the way up to 18. Then while on the 19th he suddenly collapses on the ground laughing his head off. The leader throws in the pot with the first man.
The first man turns to the second and says 'What the fuck dude? You were so close and that was so easy compared to mine!' The second man turns to the first and says 'I know... but I saw Joe coming out of the jungle carrying 20 pineapples and I couldn't contain myself!'
