Im in suspense..........whiskey?

ya i kinda want to hear this cuz so far i got come online in the morning see sum thread about u declaring war on MPR but no real reason other then talking to a MPR member which no real details were given on that, then i got offline work more work then come online and theres a nice little hit on me, i ask around i hear sum1 raided u after u declared war on us, so lets fill in the gaps here shall we

Talking about baths... I have cramps and soft burning shit every time I'm overly excited. I've just spent 20 mins in the bathroom enduring this unwelcoming burning sensation. My anus burns. I guess that's the price to pay to have some fun. If I can't calm down I'll have to over eat fibers to constipate myself. Well at least that's the theory, I'm not actually sure this will work; countering a laxative effect with a constipation effect... I might actually have to forfeit this war if I can't control myself. That would suck

ok so thats what u guys were talking about and thats alot of info but where does u declaring war come in to play

:)

well whiskey is taking alot of people wow lol

I guess I left myself open there... no pun intended

It's basically a case of who has the biggest and strongest dick. cmkill crossed the line and tried to chop my balls, unfortunately for him, my penis blocked the blow and provided me with much defense. Now that it's up, I'm holding it with both my hands and using it as a weapon of mass destruction. Funny thing is, even if my penis was half as long and strong, I still wouldn't have much problem dealing with this. cmkill should have peeped before attempting this and now I'm trying to make a point. Is cmkill worth this humiliation?

Your WMD cock may be huge but could the UN find it??? I think not

ok so whats the real reason cuz right now all i see is stories