There Was this joke site and there were jokes like this one....

A Blonde Lady Was Drunk Driving And Got Stopped by The Police and The Officer Said ''Can I See You License Please''

The Blonde Lady Replied '' You guys need to get your act together just yesterday you took my license and now you want me to show it to you''

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Another one A Blonde lady thoguht if she dyed her hair brunnete she would become smarter so she did it. She went to a farm and said to the farmer ''if i guess how much sheep you got can i have one for free?'' ''Sure'' Replied the Farmer

Miraculously She got It Right And as She Was Walking Off The Farmer Said '' If I Guess your hair colour can i have my DOG Back?''

Last edited by Motionz 16 years ago

lolwat

The cop pulled over a blonde and asked for her license but the day before, she was caught and had her license suspended so she was driving without a license and drunk. Does that help?

I had a blonde substitute at school last week, she got offended by a blonde joke, but blondes probably don't even get the jokes

y did tha blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

she was tryin 2 BLOW tha horn

Phelon...you made the answer a whole new post..and then quoted yourself...LMAO...like...you was actually waiting on somebody to try to guess it..before you wanted to say it...::holds out my pinky::...

Last edited by Breezy 16 years ago

he should have put a post in between the two saying 'i dont know, why?'

these forums are pretty boring, but this was a funny post lol