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14 years ago  #51
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Originally posted by artix foosh

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14 years ago  #52
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even w/ the hole there

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
14 years ago  #53
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Originally posted by artix random

There is no generally agreed upon definition of randomess,but there have been several attempts to make explicit the mathematical nature of randomness. A sequence of #'s may seem random, for example, but upon further study we may notice a pattern that will enable us to make better predictions of future #'s in the sequence. the pattern remains he same, but it is no longer as random as first appeared. Does randomness lie simply in the eye of the beholder?...........................................................RANDOM :P

14 years ago  #54
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Originally posted by mizpeg

even w/ the hole there

I didnt even see the hole at first

14 years ago  #55
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And to my sweetie HotMess, opps, HotnFoxy.....I leave DemonBunny....

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
14 years ago  #57
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly

alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,

(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),

then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

............... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia , Missouri , parts of West Virginia ,and All of Washington DC ..

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
14 years ago  #58
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Originally posted by artix

14 years ago  #59
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Originally posted by mizpeg THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly

alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,

(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),

then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the

shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

............... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and

continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia , Missouri , parts of West Virginia ,and All of Washington DC ..

that was a good one

14 years ago  #60
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Instead of doing that , you could ... train ?

 

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