Betty's husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes!!

Im so confused at the beginging there but the ending was funny

BUMP!!!

& CHAT

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

How fast can you guess these words

1. F_ _K

2. PU_S_

3. S_X

4. P_N_S

5. BOO_S

6. _ _NDOM

Answers:1. FORK2. PULSE3. SIX4. PANTS5. BOOKS6. RANDOMYou got all 6 wrong.....didn't you?

Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's. You are just a pervert

This is seriously some mother fucking bullshit.

09/08/2011 1:07pm The Warden busted you popping in a bootleg DVD! He confiscated Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Because it's protected, it won't go in the bootleg bin, but you WILL sit in isolation for 44 minutes!

09/08/2011 1:06pm The Warden busted you popping in a bootleg DVD! He confiscated Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Because it's protected, it won't go in the bootleg bin, but you WILL sit in isolation for 42 minutes!

09/08/2011 1:06pm The Warden busted you popping in a bootleg DVD! He confiscated Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Because it's protected, it won't go in the bootleg bin, but you WILL sit in isolation for 14 minutes!

09/08/2011 1:06pm The Warden busted you popping in a bootleg DVD! He confiscated Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Because it's protected, it won't go in the bootleg bin, but you WILL sit in isolation for 17 minutes!

I had the same problem joe. I sold my copy. I find it useless unless u have atleast 4 pirates protected, but ofcoarse confiscation plays a big factor in it