A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

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having a yard sale, one daughter is sweeping the floor, other is holding the dust pan, my son is MIA w/ his half brother...the sun Will shine, i have a grill...i have a fridge...who's showing up?

thank you artix for that important info...heres some more..if u ever run out of chicken feed-the hens will eat spaghetti (cooked of course!!)

how many pages is this thread trying to reach again.?

This thread makes me think of this

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to ingest the whole box b4