we get it you dont like work experience lol

He has to be laggy, he can't post that many comments in the exact same minute, physically copy and pasting it and submitting it would be impossible

lol idk but he reached the goal

You finally snap Artix? And what's the point in having this many pages if its mostly spam?

Or not

Sat, 05 Nov 2011

A blonde was out shopping for a TV when she stopped into a small electronics store. "I would like to buy that TV," she stated.

"Sorry I don't sell TVs to blondes," replied the salesman.

The blonde got irritated and left the store. She came back a while later wearing a brown wig and again said, "I would like to buy that TV."

The salesman looked at her and said, "Sorry I don't sell TVs to blondes."

The blonde left again but she wouldn't give up. She walked back into the store but wearing a red wig this time. "I would like to buy this TV," she stated.

Again the salesman looked at her and said "I don't sell TVs to blondes."

The blonde was now confused. "How do you know I'm blonde?" she asked.

"Because that's a microwave you're looking at!" he said.

allA blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”