Originally posted by mizpeg

:O Those t some pretty strong words. I wanna see someone choke on them :P

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Death came to a guy and said," My friend today is your day." The guy said," But I'm not ready." Then death said," Well your name...is next on my list.." So the guy told death "Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go!" Then death said,"Alright..." The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it. Death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep...The guy took the list and moved his name from the top of the list, to the bottom of the list. When death woke-up he said to the guy," I will start from the bottom of the list cause you have been so very nice to,me...."

artix ur fuckin retarded

Trying to help ya guys here...