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13 years ago  #11
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Originally posted by kingtommy
Originally posted by SimpleMan
Originally posted by kingtommy Not a huge fan of this suggestion. 15 Favors is a pretty low amount, so I don't mind keeping it where it is.

Just wanted to throw this one out there though: We had tossed around the possibility of having Joe actually charge you when he beat your ass. It would make people take the "One per customer" statement much more seriously.

I like that

I never thought I'd get a positive response to that one. haha.

But it has become apparent that people will quietly chase Joe around the yard with a partner so they can quickly revive. This pretty much shits all over our attempts at spreading bootlegs amongst the inmates.

So we may go back and re-work Joe a tiny bit. If we do this though, you'll have ample warning that Joe may possibly beat your ass and take your Favors anyway.

as long as he dont take your favs on the first 1-2 dvds, that would be a good idea for stopping ppl getting more than their fair share

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13 years ago  #12
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Originally posted by TheGrimraper

oh what a dick joe would be i like this idea

Damn, that's two positive replies. I'm shocked. haha.

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Originally posted by kingtommy
Originally posted by TheGrimraper

oh what a dick joe would be i like this idea

Damn, that's two positive replies. I'm shocked. haha.

i like it also

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13 years ago  #14
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Originally posted by Wildcard

as long as he dont take your favs on the first 1-2 dvds, that would be a good idea for stopping ppl getting more than their fair share

The first DVD is guaranteed. No ass beatings. You pay, you get it. And Joe says, "Here's you blah, one per customer" or whatever.

The second DVD has a small chance where Joe will beat your ass instead of giving a DVD (since he said one per customer). And each time thereafter you have a smaller and smaller chance of successfully purchasing additional DVDs.

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Originally posted by Sun_Tzu
Originally posted by kingtommy
Originally posted by TheGrimraper

oh what a dick joe would be i like this idea

Damn, that's two positive replies. I'm shocked. haha.

i like it also

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Originally posted by kingtommy
Originally posted by Wildcard

as long as he dont take your favs on the first 1-2 dvds, that would be a good idea for stopping ppl getting more than their fair share

The first DVD is guaranteed. No ass beatings. You pay, you get it. And Joe says, "Here's you blah, one per customer" or whatever.

The second DVD has a small chance where Joe will beat your ass instead of giving a DVD (since he said one per customer). And each time thereafter you have a smaller and smaller chance of successfully purchasing additional DVDs.

YES, that will work

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Originally posted by SimpleMan
Originally posted by kingtommy
Originally posted by Wildcard

as long as he dont take your favs on the first 1-2 dvds, that would be a good idea for stopping ppl getting more than their fair share

The first DVD is guaranteed. No ass beatings. You pay, you get it. And Joe says, "Here's you blah, one per customer" or whatever.

The second DVD has a small chance where Joe will beat your ass instead of giving a DVD (since he said one per customer). And each time thereafter you have a smaller and smaller chance of successfully purchasing additional DVDs.

YES, that will work

The system I just mentioned is currently how it does work. I was just explaining.

The only difference would be that ass beatings would also take Favors.

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13 years ago  #18
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I would be very careful with this, Tommy

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kinda like the risk taking ability u might lose favs and not get anything lol but since i dont ever see joe anymore who cares tommy hit me wit a tip when joes comin cool?

13 years ago  #20
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if this is implemented, what about paying more favs to reduce the chance of getting beat down? he still can beat you down and take your shit, but just a smaller chance

 

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