Paddys pints or green beers message me

got some left handed screwdrivers from ireland if your buying anything

LANDSHARKS!

Originally posted by jaseleo

got some left handed screwdrivers from ireland if your buying anything

lmfao, cmon get this guy his green beer

Two Irishmen saw the sign 'Tree fellers wanted'. The first Irishman said 'If Pat had been with us we'd have got that job'.

PADDYS PINT:

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

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A. Because they're always a little short.

Q. Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?

A. Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.

'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub. 'I would have blown my head off.'