I am sorry if this has been posted i hae saerched the fourms and didnt see anything.... But wouldnt it be cool if we could buy people outa the infirm and infirmery, i understand you may think this is stupid since you can jus send the money..

hmmmmmmmm one word... "Fireworks"...

Eight words....fireworks only work on isolation and are random.

hmmmmm i never used fireworks... but i had a friend who had some fireworks... those sky rockets... and hmmmmmm he lite one... lauching it from between his cheeks... i mean his butt cheeks... it lauched sweet as... the vaseline was probably quite helpful... and hmmmmm then.. he thought... shit... i am gonna try a bigger rocket... so he got the biggest one he could... stuck it between his cheeks... and got a mate to light it... well... hmmmmm it was significantly hotter than the first one... and that gave him a bit of a fright... so he tensed... and clenched his butt... which hindered the rocket from launching... and so it exploded right there burning his buttocks... significantly... so much so he had to go to the hospital... he was all bummed when he had to explain that to the nurse... hmmmmm there that... was random for you...

Originally posted by hanako

hmmmmm i never used fireworks... but i had a friend who had some fireworks... those sky rockets... and hmmmmmm he lite one... lauching it from between his cheeks... i mean his butt cheeks... it lauched sweet as... the vaseline was probably quite helpful... and hmmmmm then.. he thought... shit... i am gonna try a bigger rocket... so he got the biggest one he could... stuck it between his cheeks... and got a mate to light it... well... hmmmmm it was significantly hotter than the first one... and that gave him a bit of a fright... so he tensed... and clenched his butt... which hindered the rocket from launching... and so it exploded right there burning his buttocks... significantly... so much so he had to go to the hospital... he was all bummed when he had to explain that to the nurse... hmmmmm there that... was random for you...

Hmm... 148 words.

(pouts)... you got tooooooo much time counting my words...

No I'm just supaa smart

nooooo i think you like listening to the sound of my type... so much that you know exactly how many words i write each and everytime...

I'm obsessed like that. I write it all in my journal