CRAZY PARTY IN CELL 12, TONIGHT!
Today its my birthday so everyone come to my cell im throwing a party!!!
-naked strippers (hot as hell)
-alcohol (jaggermaister party)
-white powder (yeah i smuggled it!)
interesting events:
-blackjack dealer giving tips
-warden will announce new updates
-fast beer drinking contest
-girls wrestling in chocolate (signups until 22pm, topless is necesary)
musicians performing LIVE:
Hot as hell crew:
Rihanna
Beyonce
Ciara
Cassie
Gangsta rap crew:
The game
Eminem
G-unit
no weapons are allowed
entrance fee: FREE FOR ALL
fun is guaranteed, see ya there!
CELL 12, 22pm-06am
I'm going to be in isolation around that time
Ur the fucking warden ffs, u do whatever u want, im saving u a spot in VIP seats
edit: i dont wanna even hear about u not comming!
Alright, truth is, I plan to be doing an inmate in an unmarked cell.
awkward....
Haha, did no one show up? Loooonely
girls + me = it was fine
I have no idea why, but I read that as...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hed probly do both :P
In the butt!


Eminstein