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Celsk... hmmmm have you been visiting New Zealand :P

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Celsk i just wanted to check that you weren't down in my neck of the woods... :P

Tourist hospitalised by venomous spider bite on penis

A tourist who fell asleep on a beach in New Zealand following a

naked swim has been admitted to hospital after a venomous native spider

bit him on his penis.

 

He had been bitten by a katipo, a rare

native spider related to the Australian redback and North American black

widow spiders

The 22-year-old Canadian, who had earlier left his clothes in the

sand dunes while he went for a "skinny dip", then spent 16 days in

hospital suffering from potentially fatal heart inflammation.

"He

woke to find his penis swollen and painful, with a red mark on the shaft

suggestive of a bite," Dr Nigel Harrison, who treated the man, writes

in the latest New Zealand Medical Journal.

To read the full story... check...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/7722296/Tourist-hospitalised-by-venomous-spider-bite-on-penis.html

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nope thats not me i'm 21 years old and i still dont hav my new passport yet, but i moved it from my to do later list to my to do list

 
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and shit happens when u party naked

 
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hehe... for sure... it was so funny hearing the news reader use the words penis, swollen, red, and shaft in the same sentence...

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Originally posted by hanako hehe... for sure... it was so funny hearing the news reader use the words penis, swollen, red, and shaft in the same sentence...

lmao almost as bad as when a guy got his nipple biten off by a beaver, the headline had the words beaver and nipple and biten and off

 
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(cracks up)... no frigging way... what the fuck was a beaver doing near his nipple... :O

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a guy ran it over and went to pick it up and take it home to stuff it, but the beaver wasnt dead, guy holding it from the tail and said to his friend it aint bloddy or nothing then the beaver learch towards his nopple and bit the nipple off

 
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:O holy shit... i thought beavers were soooooo cute... mind you... if i was run over i would probably lash out like that to... that sounds like a super human beaver... well a super beaver...

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a super beaver that bites nipples off

 
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damn straight that is scary shit right there... :O

 

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