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dude i got madd drunk/high last nite - blacked out. lol. wat else is new rite. i spilled beer on my fone but my mom had extra one which is way nicer than my other - it's called gravity fone... slide out keyboard and shit - nice u know - i had a piece of shit one. smoked madd blunts last nite lol. i blacked out during the bar - supposedly i slipped on ice while i was smoking and they said i maintained control of the blunt the hol time i was falling - skills my brothers skills. lol. i walked like 70 blocks to get home - dont ask me why i walked - i really dont know - i came out of my blackout like 50 blocks from my house and i was like wtf - how did i get here - well w/e... i had to fill in all the pieces this morning - took me 2 hours to walk home... bs.

damn jimmy thats some shit right there man... fuck lol

yea i know - it had to be one of my top 3 blackouts of all time - the worst one - i woke up on a park bench with some girl laying next to me - i was in my boxers,sneakers, and my fitted - thank god it was summer - this chick was hot - her clothes were on but she was a mess - this is like 2 yrs ago. i couldnt find my clothes either my fone and wallet were in my bag tho... i really dont know sometimes. i should seriously stop drinking but then life would suck so fuck that idea lol.

i could make a independent movie - like buy a camera that i could put on my hat and record the hol nite...lol. id make some money off that

hell yeah..my worst one was 2 much tequila an skunk weed..i got so fucked up i was telling random chicks if they wanna fuck at this party which worked..i guess im much charming fucked up.. i don't really remember this cause but any way i fucked 4 girls in one night..yes sir alot of eye witness accounts a lot n e way...an to top it off one chick gave me a bj in front of my then girlfriend. i fucked this one chick supposedly on the kitchen table while doing a rail off this other broad .blank blank blank there was video an all i can really remember was smacking this dude in the head for staring at me.next morning i was in a blanket buck ass in the lawn next to my x fucking tequila the memory eraser

lmao - yea i just smoked alot of this medical weed - here ill give u a timeline

1. old english 40/fat dutch of mixed medical weed

2. arrive at bar - start with this ridiculously big supersized mug of beer

3. friend of an ex who is also my friend - tells me i cant come to bar on saturday nite cuz my ex will be there and my ex will freak on her - hearing this puts me in an angry mood for rest of the night

4. beer pong - we ran the table for 5 games

5. went to go smoke some more

6. blank blank blank (during this time i spilled beer on my fone, fought with 2 people - well not exactly fought just talked alot of shit, no one wanted a piece of the drunk 6'3 180lbs of irish mess)

7. more smoking

8. supposedly i disapppear at this time and i guess started walking - who knows wat i was thinking but im famous for disappearing when im blacked out.

9. drunk as shit come out of the black out near a bus stop - this particular bus doesnt run between 1am-5am... so im standing there like a moron for 5-10min - trying to fix my fone - i end up smashing it on the floor in anger... and then walked bout 50 city blocks home and passed out. found out all the funny stuff this morning