Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?

A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Two brothers jointly owned a business and both were wise in worldly ways. While dying, one brother instructed his sibling to put half of their combined wealth into the grave with the casket. The brother reluctantly agreed. In time his brother died. At the graveside ceremony the living brother wrote a check for half of their assets and placed it in the casket.

what u dont agree tht some girls are just plain out hoes?

wait until hana c this and besides what ever a woman is i dont c her as an object

Last edited by mmmm9669 15 years ago

i dont get that one?

ok well if someone gets up set at this they are ingnorant im not calling anyone in particular a hoe, nor am i saying all women are hoes. im saying i have seen some nasty girls tht are just plain out hoes

me either i heard it from a friend and was hoping u guys would

ok mr.casanova!

fuck u man

Last edited by mmmm9669 15 years ago

heres a good one..

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said

Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."