I got bored so I decided to make a thread. (Nothing new there) Where you can post peoples funny first forum posts. It doesnt have to be their fist but one of their first...

Nickrox's second

Last edited by BrockSTAR 14 years ago

Bk's is the best

brown nosing faggot

Bigsi

i am not a racist you called me a inbread saying i shagged my mum and thats what all travellers do (gypsies as you call us) irish good catholics is what we r so why start your shit

Hana used to giggle for everything

(giggles)... awwww girl don't we know it...some men are good for talking but hmmmmmmm maybe that is about it... Sadly seven... you might just be one of those... I always find it interesting how no one will stand up and own that they are the leader of the Quiet storm... is that because they are embarrased...(giggles)

Thywhiskyman's 3rd post if anyone remembers him

For just $75, you can negotiate yourself your very own prostitute

for a whole day! That's right! You can enjoy, in the comfort of your

cell, your very own hooker, for an entire day, for only $75!

But where can I get my dirty hands on such a fine deal you ask?

Well that's where it gets even better!

You

see, I, the advertiser, have just procured myself a level 3 hooker

certificat. What's even more crazy is that I only live several cells

away from you.

Jaw dropping isn't it? Or should a dare write... pants dropping! Hahaha!

So go! Run to the warden! And ask him a favor and tell him you want me, ThyWhiskyMan, the amazing level 3 male hooker!

I can bleep the bleep out of your bleep like no one else, guaranteed!

Or for my female clientèles.

I can bleep your bleep like no one else (not guaranteed).

Try me today!

Mufasa: hold bill's hand, and he'll take you to a magical place