Guidelines for Requests.
NoFUTUREOkay, so I'm a graphics artist. I happliy accept all requests that have the right price and are actually do-able. But requests like this:
Are just impossible to get done. I understand you want to be specific, and you have a general idea of what you want, but in reality that shit is nearly impossible to get done.
Bottom line, when requesting anything... BE REALISTIC.

Bwahahaha. That dudes such a faggot.
hmmmmmmmm (tilts head as she pictures what a niple looks like)...

Prevert.
Everybody lies.
are you calling me a pervert

When i was writting, i was afraid you would say exactly that.
No no Hanako, that Jayce.
I've found your facebook account. Not your real one, only one with your avatar picture.
I hate facebook, just created an account to see these folks. ^^
Everybody lies.hmmmmmm are you trying to see me... ????

Uh... Pretty much yes. Are you going to hate me for that?
Everybody lies.
no.... (heads off to try find a picture for Paulo)...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Everybody lies.
