for some odd reason this is all over the shoutbox and there was an inquiry of why this was not a forum post. well now it is and here is the code of conduct so far

1.fuck b4 u break up cuz its hard to fuck after u dump her

2.when breaking up do it on skype cuz ur still face to face but u cant get slapped

3.get a good thread count set of sheets for ur bed no chick wants to fuck on wool theaded sheet

4.Easiest way to break up with a girl is when she asks your opinion tell her the truth.

5.guy code for drinking SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS also make sure the chick u tryna get wit drinks more than u

6.always keep fruity liquor in your house...the girls will drink all night the frutier the drink

7.lesson for u guys if ur friend is cheating n his girl comes and asks u here what u do... deny deny confuse compliment deny change the subject

8.guycode if u drink u never drink anything wit mor than 3 word in the title or ends in in if so i come slap u

9.guycode only 2 times a man should carry small bills at the laundry mat n the strip club

10.keep 1 pillow and small thin cover on your bed so after you fuck the girl knows she cant stay in the bed

11. guycode: dump your girl by jan 30th or risk having to buy a valentines gift

feel free to add to this if u feel u have more wisdom to share. please do enlighten us with your wisdom

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all suggestions hsuld go thru me after all i am basicaally walking guy code

lol u did make up just over half of this first 11

12. guycode if u hook up wit a chick n she has those black n white pics wit like a rose thats red break it off she loves you already

13. a gay dude checkin u out aint a compliement its like a gay dude sayin u look like a fag

14. guycode: watch what you say to gay ppl...if they can take a dick in the ass im sure they can take a punch

15. guycode:consoling yo boy consists n callin him a bitch and telling him he activin like a real hoe right now and to man up

16. guy code if u drinkin beer outta glass it has to b a mug so it can double as a weapon

17. Guycode: when u first meet a girl smack her in the face. that way she can never say udont treat me like u use too

18. guy code when using cologne do it like a g 1 sprit on each side fo theneck spritz on the wirst n rub em together

19. guycode:if you want a free day to chill piss your girl off right b4 bed dat way she will silent treatment u nxt day

20. guy code:if the girl tries to kiss you during sex she wants a relationship...

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21. when ur horny ur balls n mind sync up n play tricks on u think u got a 10 n shes a 5

22. she can tlk on phone juss dont tlk to me, i dont wanna b bothered when im playin pb or xbox or smokin

Guycode 23. Never say sprits when using cologne. lol

??? i spritz it on if not ur guna dump a whole bunch on n smell like u tryna cover suttin up jus a lil goes a long way...GUYCODE