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16 years ago #11

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Originally posted by DarthArcon

Originally posted by DarthArcon i am superman lol why do people make long forums i get board reading them maybe its my attention spand

Cause they are bored. Random forum posting is growing as America's favorite pasttime.

i dont no if i should laugh or cry, well glad i'm canadian

lol, indeed. Yeah, ever heard of Twitter? :P

sounds like another term for jerkin ur gerkin

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16 years ago #12

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Originally posted by Celsk

Originally posted by DarthArcon

Originally posted by DarthArcon i am superman lol why do people make long forums i get board reading them maybe its my attention spand

Cause they are bored. Random forum posting is growing as America's favorite pasttime.

i dont no if i should laugh or cry, well glad i'm canadian

lol, indeed. Yeah, ever heard of Twitter? :P

sounds like another term for jerkin ur gerkin

Close enough. Wink

15 years ago #13

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[quote=Celsk][color=#625a44]Murphy's Combat Laws 
  
1. You are not superman 
2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid 
3. Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire 
4. When in doubt, empty your magazine 
5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are 
6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder 
7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush 
8. No plan survives the first contact intact 
9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds 
10. Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo 
11. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short 
12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack 
13. The important things are always simple 
14. The simple things are always hard 
15. The easy way is always mined 
16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat 
17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy 
18. Incoming fire has the right of way 
19. Friendly fire isn't 
20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU! 
21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection 
22. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together 
23. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately 
24. Anything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing 
25. Tracers work both ways 
26. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire 
27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out 
28. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectves to take 
29. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right 
30. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs 
31. Murphy was a grunt[/color][/quote]

just throwing this back out there

Originally posted by Celsk Murphy's Combat Laws

1. You are not superman

2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid

3. Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire

4. When in doubt, empty your magazine

5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are

6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder

7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush

8. No plan survives the first contact intact

9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds

10. Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo

11. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short

12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack

13. The important things are always simple

14. The simple things are always hard

15. The easy way is always mined

16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat

17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

18. Incoming fire has the right of way

19. Friendly fire isn't

20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU!

21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection

22. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together

23. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately

24. Anything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing

25. Tracers work both ways

26. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire

27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out

28. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectves to take

29. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right

30. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs

31. Murphy was a grunt

just throwing this back out there

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15 years ago #14

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tbh there all true .altho as for number 31 who is murphy????

A wise man once said "I like my sugar served with coffee and cream" this man was michael "mike d" diamond of the beastie boys You catch Mufasa, and manage to take $36,712 in cash from him. You earn 9555 EXP! Mufasa tried to raid your cell, but he got your combo wrong!

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Originally posted by kev_the_rev tbh there all true .altho as for number 31 who is murphy????

he was a grunt

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[quote=Celsk][quote=Celsk][color=#625a44]Murphy's Combat Laws 
  
1. You are not superman 
2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid 
3. Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire 
4. When in doubt, empty your magazine 
5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are 
6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder 
7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush 
8. No plan survives the first contact intact 
9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds 
10. Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo 
11. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short 
12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack 
13. The important things are always simple 
14. The simple things are always hard 
15. The easy way is always mined 
16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat 
17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy 
18. Incoming fire has the right of way 
19. Friendly fire isn't 
20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU! 
21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection 
22. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together 
23. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately 
24. Anything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing 
25. Tracers work both ways 
26. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire 
27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out 
28. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectves to take 
29. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right 
30. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs 
31. Murphy was a grunt[/color][/quote]

just throwing this back out there[/quote]

ha ha this looks like a war or combat rules,not prison lol

Originally posted by Celsk

Originally posted by Celsk Murphy's Combat Laws

1. You are not superman

2. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid

3. Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire

4. When in doubt, empty your magazine

5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are

6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder

7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush

8. No plan survives the first contact intact

9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds

10. Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo

11. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short

12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack

13. The important things are always simple

14. The simple things are always hard

15. The easy way is always mined

16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat

17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

18. Incoming fire has the right of way

19. Friendly fire isn't

20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU!

21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection

22. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together

23. Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately

24. Anything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing

25. Tracers work both ways

26. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire

27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out

28. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectves to take

29. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right

30. Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs

31. Murphy was a grunt

just throwing this back out there

ha ha this looks like a war or combat rules,not prison lol

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yea but does any1 know WHO he is or were he was from or anything..

A wise man once said "I like my sugar served with coffee and cream" this man was michael "mike d" diamond of the beastie boys You catch Mufasa, and manage to take $36,712 in cash from him. You earn 9555 EXP! Mufasa tried to raid your cell, but he got your combo wrong!

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well gang i am going to follow the clues and start with murphy's laws, murphy's combat laws, murphy was a grunt, combat+grunt=soldier

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Murphy has 5000 recorded german kills with the m4 garand , but he only recored his headshots

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Originally posted by eazyas Murphy has 5000 recorded german kills with the m4 garand , but he only recored his headshots

well if u want to do research and google i was just following the clues the kitchen so i could make a big ass sandwich so a dog could steal it

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