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I LOVE WHEN : PB EDITION

14 years ago  #541
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14 years ago  #542
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Reminds me of this one I've seen around

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

14 years ago  #543
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ouch!!

14 years ago  #544
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Originally posted by Philthy_McNasty I LOVE WHEN:

My GF ex-husband comes over to pick up the kids. He doesnt talk to me anymore ever since the day he told me that he would always be the kids father and I could never replace him. Upon which I told him I know I'll never be their father, but I'll always be the guy fucking their mother -

I can't imagine he had much of a comeback haha

Don't try act a fool..i'll set Bigsi on you!!!
14 years ago  #545
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when i get to beat on dupes for the 3 hrs they come back


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bahahahaha

14 years ago  #546
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Free Slime5 !
14 years ago  #547
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Free Slime5 !
14 years ago  #548
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Free Slime5 !
14 years ago  #549
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... people stay up past their bed time to beat my avatar on a game so sweet

14 years ago  #550
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Originally posted by hanako ... people stay up past their bed time to beat my avatar on a game so sweet

hey BK go to bed bahahaha

 

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