Post offers here....eds, sws, blunts, gamecash, favors...WHATEVER...get this shit outta my cell. Tired of looking at it.

Will run until Wednesday @ 4pm game time. (last min bids extend auction 15 min's for you schemers)

If I like a bid before the end, I'll end it sooner with decent notice....

This isn't a charity auction, so take your bullshit offers to your local soup kitchen....minimum bid of 500 eds/1.5 mil game cash on all unless otherwise noted.

Wooden Chair - 1 of them - minimum bid 250 eds.

Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.

Effects: +1 stamina

You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Very Common

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Christmas Tree - 2 of them (I'm Jewish so don't know why I have these)

Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras

Effects: +10% defense, +15% energy

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Common

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Flat Screen TV - 2 of them (Bought straight from 4bent's trunk...he "didn't need them anymore")

Perfect to watch your movies in HD!

Effects: +3 energy, +5% nerve, -5% stamina

You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Very Common

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Bluray Player - 1 of them (Does any one actually use these? Seem's like PB's version of BETA max players to me)

Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!

Effects: +20 strength, -10 speed

You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Very Common

Requirements: 1 Flat Screen TV

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Green Unicorn Plushie - 3 of them (Stole them from Deadhead's bunk...he's pissed)

So bright, and gay!

Effects: +25 defense, +2 stamina

You are allowed to have 8 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Rare

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Date Night - 3 of them (True story of the dating exploits of PB's original cyber-pimp Lalapoo)

Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.

Effects: +1 stamina

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Rare

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 XBOX 360 OR 1 PS3 Slim

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Kinect - 2 of them

Could probably double as a security camera for your cell, but you'll be too busy dancing to leave it anyways.

Effects: +5% hp, +10 energy, +5% stamina

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Very Common

Requirements: 1 XBOX 360 OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 XBOX 360 S

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Toilet Paper - 1 of them (Slightly used by OG4lyfe)

You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.

Effects: +2% defense, +5% speed, +2 energy, -10% nerve

You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Very Common

Requirements: 1 Old Toilet OR 1 Toilet

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Gulliver's Travels (Retard strong...just like xxxmrbitchesxxx poker skills)- 1 of them

Jack's dumb, he's the biggest kid in the yard and he let's them do him dirty?

Effects: +1000 strength

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Common

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 XBOX 360 OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 S OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 PS3 Slim

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Letters to Juliet (Collection of comments from Shoutbox of Hoffa trying to get laid) - 1 of them

I'd like to take this moment to remind you all that the warden reads all your letters. Half of you are straight gay son.

Effects: +2 energy, +1 nerve

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Rare

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite

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Robin Hood (True Life story of Demhelius)- 1 of them

Steal from the rich... give to the poor...

Effects: +5 nerve

Alters max deposit based on total cash

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Uncommon

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 PS3 Slim OR 1 XBOX 360

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The Hangover 2 (Halfbaked's auto-biography) - 1 of them

Shitty stats? How the eff do YOU feel after a night out on the town?

Effects: +8% hp, +5 nerve

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Common

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 XBOX 360 OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 S OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 PS3 Slim

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The A-Team - 1 of them

Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.

Effects: +2% strength, +2% energy

You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

This amenity is considered Common

Requirements: 1 DVD Player OR 1 Bluray Player OR 1 XBOX 360 OR 1 PS3 OR 1 XBOX 360 Elite OR 1 PS3 Slim

More to come....

1k eds hamgover

500 eds ateam

700 eds letter to juilet

robin hood 2k eds

Toilet paper 1.5k eds

800 eds flat screen lmao @ the captions

Robin hood 3k eds

Hang over 2 3k eds

3.5k eds robin hood

4keds robin hood

500 eds date night.. 800 on each green plushie and 1000 on juliet

tp 1750 EDS

did you see my post?