Thanks Lady and nice one

Come on guys play ur role lets have a good time while in infirmary

Who knows the difference between a man incarcerated and a dick????

First one wants to get out and second one wants to stay in...

2 Days before marriage Boy told the girl that on the wedding night am going to make u amazed and shocked

On wedding night gurl reminds him about it

The boy opens his pant and showed her his 1 inch dick the girl got amazed

then girl said now shock me

the boy comes close to her and said ÏTS ERECTED"

good thing it was 2 days before marriage!!!

Well he showed her the dick on the damn wedding night

oh man..that makes a huge difference..LOL

2 OAPs are enjoying oral sex together... the old man says, "i cant stay down here for too long it stinks"... the old lady replies "sorry its my arthritis"... old man says "arthritis in your fanny!!??"...."NO" replies the old lady..."the arthritis is in my sholder, i cant wipe my arse!!!"

A lady walks into a sexy shop

'' I would like a dildo '' she says

'' sure, we have all kinds, colors and dimensions '' the owners says''

'' which one you want ''????

'' I want the red one '' the lady says

'' no I'm sorry the red one is not for sale '' he replies

'' why'' she wonders...........

'' because that's the shop fire extinguisher....''