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15 years ago  #251
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any1 here talk spanish? cus i got dis vid but its in spanish

   
15 years ago  #252
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Anybody watch this show? I think its hilarious. Here are some good clips I found

15 years ago  #253
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Ok you might not all like these but in England we have a BLACK/DARK humour.......1.Fuck me the Olympic Japanese wind surfing team are keen this year they have just arrived in Dover....... 2.Oh i do feel for the japanese at the moment i know just how they feel after 10 aftershocks i cant find my house either......sorry if these offend you

15 years ago  #254
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
15 years ago  #255
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15 years ago  #256
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15 years ago  #258
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14 years ago  #259
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An Australian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan .

Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting; he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,’ Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood...into the opening.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........

which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.

 

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