Right here it is... the entries in the Limerick competition 2012... 

Take a look and please feel free to vote for the one you like the most... 

BUT there are some expectations... 

• You are not voting to support your gang...... you are voting for which is best
• Contestants i am asking you respectfully not to tell everyone which is yours... as i want people to vote for what they like... rather than who wrote it...

 and when you vote...

1. please state the letter of the limerick you like...
2. AND at least one reason you liked it...

Thanks guys... i will post them then now in groups... so please don't reply to this thread till they are all posted... thanks... 

PS... and if you wanna bitch and whine... please message me rather than spoiling the thread...

1.)

There once as an inmate named Romanow,

Who many folks thought was a homo gal,

she mugged and she bled

till they dropped hits on her head

she's living in infirm in a coma now.

2.)

there once was a raider named bigsi...

in your cell he luv'd 2 get busy...

too much stress on his brain...

& his ass went insane....

& every1 wonder's, where is he?

3.)

There once was this prisoner named swamwiigod/

Who liked to call us hoes/

We said hell no/

next thing you know/

He dropped to his knees like a mother fuckn prison hoe/

4.)

There was a kiwi girl named Hana,

Who had blood on her gang banner,

She liked BK,

But no roll in the hay,

Because it turns out he was a bit of a spanner.

5.)

There was a young gangster named Scrappy,

Unfortunately he was very hit happy,

He set new trends,

In not making friends,

Because it turns out he was a little bit dappy

6.)

There was a block monster named cookie,

But he never got any nookie,

He pissed off Mu,

And got sent to,

The iso for acting a rookie.

7.)

There was an old fella named JC,

And he found it quite painful to pee,

The silly old chap,

He got the clap,

But at least she didn't give him her fleas.

8.)

there once was a boy named anthrax...

sniped shit till his inventory jam pack'd...

but he's a lil bitch...

bcuz he puts u on his blocklist....

somebody giv him a tampax....

9.)

there was an inmate named deadhead86

who at one point i thought he sucked dicks

but over time and through this rhyme

i realize he only fucks chicks

10.)

there's this girl named udontwantnone

who it is impossible to get some from

no matter how much you flirt

she wont do the dirt

but im sure she is really quite fun

11.)

There once was this cat named Worm

who affected this game like a germ

He came and he sold

Was brass and was bold

and will leave when he meets 2 terms

12.)

There was this young flirt named Deadhead,

He had a bit of a thing for this redhead,

He sent her amens,

But she'd only be friends,

Until after one drink she woke up in his bed.

13.)

there once was a fool named jhate...

always a dollar short & day late...

he wrote sum funny limericks...

probably lookn at inferm time for it....

he needs to ask nurse betty out on a date...

14.)

there once lived a queen who was much nicer than any other queen, While some fiend for power, Hanako roots out the cowards, and her swag is clean like she just hopped out of the shower

15.)

Mufasa is his name,

Prisonblock is his game

Haters say its lame

I say their to blame

Where was I before this game

16.)

There once was a fare dame

and hanako was her name

Fame is what she could claim

For she was the more adored

And liked by several more

17.)

Everyone once called me a dupe

So low I would never stoop

The real one is speedy

He begs cus he’s needy

And now mu has to take out the poop

18.)

There once was an inmate named CashKing/

We all knew he wasn't a King/

He never had cash/

He never had a queen/

All he had was a mother fuckn anal ring/

Okay ... all done... and you can only vote once... i will give this till Wednesday Midnight... thankies...

we vote on here?

Stuck between 2 and 5.

Si's is good because it fits the right format to win. It's edgy, current, and true!

Scrappy's is hilarious because it's true, as well....

If I had to choose... I'm voting for the controversial one. #2 gets my vote.