So I hit my friend Chelsie last night. Now, I have never hit a girl before that and have no desire to do so again but she started talking about my father. She said that my father was a drug addict and could never keep a relationship and that I was going to end up just like him. Now, my Dad is nowhere near perfect but he loved both me and my mother but the way that she talked about him...and she wouldn't stop either, she just kept going on and on until I just lost it! It just...happened. My fist reared back and I punched her right in the nose. I thought it would be like in the movies and her nose would just trickle a little blood but no. Her nose started to gush blood everywhere, from both nostrils, and her head banged up against the wall.

We both just stood there, I don't know who was more shocked. She started freaking out and locked herself in the bathroom. i stood outside the door pleading with her to let me in, that I was sorry, I didn't get a response except for her soft crying. Eventually she left and stormed out of the house before I had a chance to react. i sat there on my porch for an hour, keeping an ear open for the distant sound of sirens. Eventually, I got up. I didn't know what to do, I tried calling her repeatedly but to no avail.

I had no one else to talk to this about so I called my Mom. As I explained the situation she got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had some dice in the mirrior. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought naw forget it yo holmes to Bel-Air! I pulled up  to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the price of Bel-Air.

Last edited by IRunThisShit 15 years ago

Can you come to AZ so I can punch you in the face? Asshole

that was funny cuzz.

lol

why would you even tell us this,never mind

Last edited by DeneLass 15 years ago

You aint a man your a goof but u probally dont understand the meaning of goof so your just a fag than

Nice story! I personally hate it when a male hits the opposite sex, it's just wrong in every way. Sitting there listening to someone talk about your parent like that would wind me up as well, I probably would of told her to get out my house and never speak to me until she apologizes. You'll have to meet up with her to sort things out, it's probably for your best interest before things get out of control.

LMFAO!!!! dat endin caught me off guard

Why are people taking this story seriously?