Make Me Chuckle...
Charlie...
LITTLE RALPHY ON
MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on
a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first
gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like
your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for
YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of
ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the
cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is the
one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.'
Billaba...
lolzzzz
sin717
1 night 3 chicks went out to a bar and got drunk, the next moring they
were taking about who did the craziest thing last night, the 1st girl
said "i was so drunk i ran into a stop sign" the 2nd girl said that's
nothing "i drove up to the Mcdonalds drive-in on a bike" the 3rd girl sez thats nothing "last night when i got home, i blewed chunks" the other two girls said that's
nothing and the 3rd girl said no... chunks is my dog. 
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Charlie...LITTLE RALPHY ON
MATH (Part 2)
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in
arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?’
'The teacher asked how much is 2 x 3, I said
6'.
'But that's right!' says his
dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me how much is 3 x
2?'
'What's the fucking difference?' asks the
father.
'That's what I said!'
Meanest...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his [color=#006600]wedding anniversary[/color]. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Meanest...A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye
Charlie...LITTLE RALPHY ON
ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today
we are going to learn about multi-syllable words, class. Does
anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate'.
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a
mouthful.'
Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a
blowjob.'
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k i will give some one 1k if they can send me a personal message that makes me laugh
Meanest...The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
DarthArcon
Joke thread initiated. :P
