Make me laugh and get 100k :) the other way ?
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15 years ago #1
KerryFa...Banned
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if i make you laght send me 100k
soo un less you have 100k DON`T LOOK
man:want to hear a joke about my penis never mind it is TOO LONG .
woman: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get IT.
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $13,412 from their bank! You earn 350 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!15 years ago #2
KerryFa...Banned
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How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job
if these did not maklaght post joks that dose x
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $13,412 from their bank! You earn 350 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!15 years ago #3
deadsho...Banned
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I'm making a petition. Back in the 1950's and 1960's, somewhere around that time, blacks and whites were separated. That time is over, but now we have something equivalent... Boys and girls are separated. We should be able to use the same restroom together, go to the same locker room together, and GO TO THE SAME PRISON TOGETHER! (Not a reference to the game, it's a reference to prison rape.)
I am deadshot1444 and I approve of this petition.
Also, did I make you laugh?
Step back, or else I slap you with my penis. (Shooter190 here.)
15 years ago #4
KerryFa...Banned
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no :L but good try
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $13,412 from their bank! You earn 350 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!15 years ago #5
deadsho...Banned
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Styep back, or else I slap you with my penis.
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15 years ago #6
KerryFa...Banned
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ohh no cus the thing can reach me ken :L that 1 almost made me laugh xx
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $13,412 from their bank! You earn 350 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!15 years ago #7
deadsho...Banned
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15 years ago #8
Quantum...Level 10
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so wat kinda jokes u lookin for
15 years ago #9
KillStreakBanned
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the funny kind. lol
15 years ago #10
KerryFa...Banned
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any really :L x
and ya kill streak :L xxx
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $13,412 from their bank! You earn 350 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
You break in, and make off with a a Bottle of Water, a Bandages, a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Health Shake, a Red Bull, a Cranberry Juice, a Ruby Slippers, a Slice of Block Cake, a Candy Corn, a Raw Weed, a Large Bottle of Water and $59,302 from their bank! You earn 5343 EXP!
You catch TommyT, and manage to take $319,320 in cash from him. You decide to beat the shit out of him for good measure. You earn 83861 EXP!
You break in, and make off with a a Health Shake, a Cheeseburger, a Ruby Slippers, a Raw Weed, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Energy Drink, a Rolled Blunt, a Large Bottle of Water, a Bottle of Water and $8,771 from their bank! You earn 220 EXP!
****** has sent you 3 Lock Picks
******** has sent you 1 Santa's Sacks!
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