Originally posted by swiss

I spilled a hot bowl of soup on a one star general's wife, it went down her blouse, my immediate reaction was to wipe her off, THEM off, the general did not find it amusing, niether did my Boss!

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I don't need the dvd Han...Lmao...but...I'll share....Lmaoo.....Awww man...I think the most embarrassing for me was...one day..I went to the grocery store...Walmart..of all places..lol...and...I was on the phone with somebody as I was leaving out the store...and..I kept hearing somebody somewhere calling my name...and..I kept walking..but..was looking for whoever was calling my name....and I finally saw a group of people...like..a way across the parking lot..and one of them was calling my name...and..I'm looking tryna figure out who it is..squinting at them and shit..not paying attention to where I'm walking....And I walk smack fucking dab into a car..hard....Lmao...and I lost my balance and fell and dropped the phone..the bags I had in my hand and everything...and oh my god..people came running over....and I was blushing...soooo fucking bad...lmaoo..I was like..I'm fine..I'm okay..lol..I just wanted to get the fuck outta the parking lot...so..I get up...and I'm picking up the bags...and this guy was like...you have a little dirt on your butt..lmaoooo..and I just wiped it off and I was like...Thank you........I was soooo embarrassed...::dies::

Damn that sucks Breezy. Did you ever find out who was calling your name?

Heres mine. I took a trip up to virginia beach last year to see a friend. Its about a five hour drive from where i am and i was running on no sleep and a 12 pack of mountain dew. We had gone down to the beach for a bit and then went back to my friends hotel room to shower off. As i was stepping out of the shower i slipped and fell back into the wall leaving an enourmous hole about the size of my entire back. I freaked out and wrapped this little hand towel around me best i could and ran out, in front of his 11 year old daughter and her friend, to tell my friend. I ended up going down to the front desk and letting them know. Turns out the wood was half rotted and they just had me file an accident report. I still feel like an ass everytime i think about it. Sitting in the tub thinking "what the fuck just happened" with tile and rotted wood all over me.

OMG.... what a perfect way to start the day.... it is so good to start the day with a smile...

..Lmaoo..I never did figure it out...I was just tryna get out of there...I didn't give a fuck anymore...had me running into cars and shit..lmao..

You was hit by a parked car?

It came outta nowhere...I think it had it out for me....Bad car!....

Lol, this one time I was in a car with a bunch of people and this girl was driving, and she crashed into a car that was stopped at a stop sign. She said she saw something shiny through her left mirror and looked, than just hit the car in front of us...thus confirming women cant drive.

hmmmmmm when i lived on the west coast of the island i live on... which is like the dope growing capital of NZ... i had this car... it had like no breaks... i was going to the supermarket... and hmmmm i was like thinking about doing the groceries... and how i didn't have enough money for shit... and i went to pull into this carpark... and went BANG... straight into the wall of the supermarket... i forgot that the car had fuck all breaks... so god damn embarrassing... but... hmmmm that ain't the worst i did at that supermarket or when driving...

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