Most embarassing moment auctions.... Cheech and chong...
not so much really
You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
i had 2 do it
"What’s the matter ya niggaz ain’t ready for the massacre,
I’ll be slappin ya niggaz in the face with the calibre"well lets see i have a few but to me this one might be the worst
about 5 years back i was rent ing a room with a sliding glass door and a flat roof so in summer it got hot like 95-100 degrees in my room so i started sleeping with the sliding door open and then a few weeks later cars were getting broken into out front of the apartments so i started sleeping with my lil 4-10 shotgun next to the bed just incase some one decided to come in in the middle of the night. one night i was out drinking and the next morning i was woken up by a good friend as i woke all dazed i went to put the gun away and pow the thing goes off right in front of my face. Couldt see or hear for a min or two but as i gained my vision i looked up and saw my friend checkin him self to see if he was hit (he was good) as i slowly snapped out of it and was checkin myself my friend said oh shit and pointed at my hand when i looked my left index finger was dangling by the tinyest piece of skin between my first and second knuckle. he grabbed a towel i wrapped up my hand and booked it for the ER (not panicing calm as i could be he was trippin more than me). As we arrived and enterd the ER witch ATM had some parents with their children i realize im still in nothing but my boxers as my friend starts yelling we have a gun shot wound the parents grab their kids and get the hell outta there. And yes the saftey was on. the hammer bumped the couch and pulled back just enuff that when it released the primer went off in the bullet. to this day i still dont have full funtionality of my finger and my friends now call me gunner.
HOLY SHIT Gminus... that shit is scary...

ya it was...but for me more embarassing than scary
well hmmmmm one of more embarrassing moments was when i was 16 i went to this party... i was all dressed up like... trying to impress this boy... had had a few drinks and stuff... and he invites me over to the corner of the room... and he passes me this small as pipe... i grabbed his lighter and went to take a toke... well it was one of those broken ass bic lighters... where the flame is all huge and all... i got such a fright that i sucked in quickly... but up my nose... and the god damn flame when up my nose too... i burnt it really bad... i just wanted to die.. spent the rest of the night... drunk... stoned and dressed to the nines... and a bloody bag of peas on my nose... blistered as... strangely he thought it was cute... lol... i just wanted to die...

hopefully he meant that know matter what you were just cute
Yeah
i don't know... but it was so embarrassing lol... 

in my opinion thats not bad... ive had people set the lighter up to were it burnt my eyebrows
lol... yeah that would suck... lol... but hmmmm i guess you gotta be a girl to know how shameful that would be when your all cozy with a guy you are keen on lol... then bam... your nose is all blistered... and a freezing cold bag of peas is making it impossible to get any kind of intimacy happening... (pouts)


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