hmmmmm well... even if they are embarrassed... i hope they still love them... and treat them good... their dads probably watch porn anyway... and enjoy it... so hmmmmm i don' t know... they maybe embarrassed but ain't got no right to be assholes about it...

true

Once, when I was cleaning the seals pond where I work, one of the seals bit my ass. A little embarassing when I had to bend over for the -lovely- nurse and explain why I had like... 10 assholes. AND when the whole doctors office just HAD to see it. Seal bites are not that usual, it seems...

lol some of these stroies remind me of things I did but forgot about.

In high school I was sleep walking and got caught pissing in the hallway by my friends dad, I didnt even know about it till the next day. I guess he was screaming at me but I just stood there and kept going.

so han dont no if i am able to enter a second story but sum friends on wednesday decided to remind me about the end of the 1st year at college party where i got so hammered that the next morning i woke up naked half on a boat half on the dock with a blow up doll floating in the water and 4 beer bottles on sum of my fingers

That just says you had fun. Go big or GTFO thats what I say

the wake up call wasnt very nice they started the boat oh well if i shit myself not like i hav nething on

Could be worse I remember one time I was at a party and some dude passed out naked and they used him as a flag stand blah could have went without remembering that I left pretty quick after that that dude must have been hurtin the next day.