Mike1 tell her she aint shit compared to u!

my embarrassing story is when i was helpin my cousin hang up a sheet in her room and i was standing on 2 milk crates and she was standing away from me and i tried to reach higher to nail it in and one crate slipped and i fell so fuckin hard i landed with my ass stuck in one of the fucking crates. haha and i was like 12. wont go into any drinking stories bahahah

Well they just rang the door and i looked up and they turned around i dont no how i missed a semi truck pulling into the driveway quess i was busy

lmao mike1 u have 2 win thats 2 funny!

Ya its funny now 20 years later but i was so scared they would call my parents

lmao!!!!!!

I am sure the last thing they wanted to do was tell your parents they saw your bits

This dude wins!!!!!

I bet those guys laughed all fucking day long busting some kid jerking off i no i would

I know i have laughed for several days nows now thinking about you getting busted... and i believe we have a winner...