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New Amenity: "Running For Dummies"

15 years ago  #1
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It has been brought to my attention that perhaps there should be an amenity released to celebrate the end of my long run as NJ's #1 Runner! *all proud* I think that's a great idea!

Not necessarily a DVD (even though I hope to get such honor one day) but rather, a book (with my face on it?)

(A fine addition to any self-respecting runner's library. All the Golden Rules are there. Already wrote it, too. Gave a select few hand-scripted copies, I'm not sure where I found the time to do all that.)

"Running For Dummies" (tentative title) limit, one per cell of course.

Could add some:

Stamina (for always being extremely patient and courteous with clients and lost lvl 1's alike),

Energy (for putting in long hours taking orders without fail),

maybe some Speed as well? (fastest delivery on the block, no doubt!)

Would the warden gracefully grant me access to a photocopy machine? (I promise to use it responsibly) :P

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15 years ago  #2
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ha I think this is a great idea

15 years ago  #3
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Lmao, Nice idea i like it ill be the first to get a signed copy!!!

15 years ago  #4
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There are DVD's released all the time and still, only Self Defense Book and Stack of Books. And for some reason the Bookcase is full of good literature (I found Moby Dick and some Charles Dickens in mine) but nothing really educational....

Originally posted by Mortionz Lmao, Nice idea i like it ill be the first to get a signed copy!!!

Too late. I handed out a few copies already to the people with enough brainpower to handle it. I didnt really have you in mind...

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15 years ago  #5
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Girl i told you Itd be a great idea!!!!!! I get a publishers credit ? lol

15 years ago  #6
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Why you changing the name to mortionz lol

15 years ago  #7
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Originally posted by Mortionz Why you changing the name to mortionz lol

what are you talking about?

and i agree, we need more books in here

15 years ago  #8
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well i think will be so cool and gangsta..is some shoes..like some new jordans dat came out .or new nikes..jordans and nikes wil be real real..cool..like there could be shitty looking 1's with low..stuff like low speed strenght..etc.and fresh looking 1's dat are good....well dats my idea

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^^^

15 years ago  #10
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Like the idea 316

 

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