its been fetched to my attention that this fucking faggot has been offline for a few days now? Bets on the reason why pb biggest no lifed little spunk bucket wouldnt be logging on

1. he spent all his giro on pb so couldnt afford the net bill?

2. his mum kicked his piss stained arse out the basement?

3. he realised at long last that dod own his fucking life?

4. he smashed his pc up when he saw dod owning him in all the threads?

5. jobcentre sent him on a course?

6. locked up (something to do with jimmy savile)

7. dead some fucker got sick of hearing a whimpering voice from a grown man (internet hard guy hangs himself)

8. logged in one of his many dupes?

9. choked on v12 little weiner?

10. go to no 7? but guess who is carrying thbat fat bastards coffin?

i pick 11. went to turkey

. i'll go 500 eds on 7

they wasnt a number 11 ok then?

11. he entered a turkey?

damn dem really got you guys obsessed. hes not even online and ya still jocking him. from an outsider's perceptive.

Remember and wipe your chin after suckin that hard.

thats just gay. idk Dem and never had a conversation with him. but to me (outside perspective) you guys are borderline fanatics when it comes to him. like at least hes playing the game as it should. training, criming, etc . ya just play to gay out on threads. just IMO

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were just havin a laugh, you dont find it funny, thats ok, but its not like its a one sided barrage where im pickin on some poor defenceless noob. most of DOD know each other irl and this is a good way to stay in touch, hang out etc as im sure youd agree. i dont train (dont really feel the need anymore), i do crime and raid but i dont spend vast amounts of time playing as i used to. am i obsessed with dem, lol nah im not the guy on here 16 hours a day clickin my name, but of course thats just part of the game and the guy who logs on a few times a day, occasionally posting a response is obsessing.