1. he spent all his giro on pb so couldnt afford the net bill?

2. his mum kicked his piss stained arse out the basement?

3. he realised at long last that dod own his fucking life?

4. he smashed his pc up when he saw dod owning him in all the threads?

5. jobcentre sent him on a course?

6. locked up (something to do with jimmy savile)

7. dead some fucker got sick of hearing a whimpering voice from a grown man (internet hard guy hangs himself)

8. logged in one of his many dupes?

9. choked on v12 little weiner?

10. go to no 7? but guess who is carrying thbat fat bastards coffin?