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12 years ago  #1
paloma
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My Penis Grants Wishes

You dress up as a genie, which involves garish garments and a turban, and insist that your penis is actually the home to a genie that can grant any wish the girl desires. But only if they "rub it hard enough." I feel dirty just writing that. Ugh.

12 years ago  #2
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My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

12 years ago  #3
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hi,my names kevin.(note,only works if your name is kevin)

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lol...^^

12 years ago  #5
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Originally posted by Pegg My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Did you really try this? lmao

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I'll give one for girls. Walk into a bar. Look at the person. Say hi, Done.

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Originally posted by GaNsTa4liFe
Originally posted by Pegg My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Did you really try this? lmao

Did i fuck lol i have been with my girl 13years and she did the chasing lol

12 years ago  #8
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Originally posted by Pegg
Originally posted by GaNsTa4liFe
Originally posted by Pegg My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Did you really try this? lmao

Did i fuck lol i have been with my girl 13years and she did the chasing lol

How old are you now (If you don't mind)

12 years ago  #9
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Originally posted by Pegg
Originally posted by GaNsTa4liFe
Originally posted by Pegg My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Did you really try this? lmao

Did i fuck lol i have been with my girl 13years and she did the chasing lol

How old are you now (If you don't mind)

12 years ago  #10
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Originally posted by paloma
Originally posted by Pegg
Originally posted by GaNsTa4liFe
Originally posted by Pegg My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Did you really try this? lmao

Did i fuck lol i have been with my girl 13years and she did the chasing lol

How old are you now (If you don't mind)

lol i am 34 almost 35 (december)

 

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