Do you wanna go halfs on a pizza and a bastard.....

or get some ice walk past the girl drop it on the floor and crush it......walk up to her and say' now that ive broke the ice, what's your name' that has actually worked for me....

Also 'are you the stripper for the night' worked too.

hahahahahahaah

i got this one off the dongs

you stand outside a nursery and offer free sweets

or if that dosent work: Do you work at subway because you've given me a footlong

can u help me find my lost puppy. i think it ran into this windowless, white van

Did u see whati drive Rog? We are in luck

I actually laughed lol

U wouldn't if you was. In the back of it

Orly? I think I'd enjoy it

You stare at her vagina until she notices and when she does you say "are you going to eat that?"

My favorite pick-up line is "Hey, want to go play in this toolshed until recess is over?"