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Pet Rocks and their (lying) messages, post here

13 years ago  #291
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04/06/2013 2:44pm

Your Pet Rock thinks you need to get out more

04/06/2013 4:32pm

Your Pet Rock says, "I feel like you take me for granite"

04/06/2013 6:40pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/06/2013 7:20pm

Your Pet Rock says, "..."

04/06/2013 8:54pm

Your Pet Rock sent a mail to someone

04/06/2013 9:24pm

Your Pet Rock withdraws $18,187,878 from your bank!

04/06/2013 10:30pm

Your Pet Rock has been working out. It has rock hard abs now.

04/06/2013 11:30pm

Your Pet Rock plays dead.

04/06/2013 11:57pm

Your Pet Rock asks, "Where were you last night?"

I was at work ...

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #292
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04/06/2013 8:02pmYour Pet Rock humps your leg

04/06/2013 8:41pmYour Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/06/2013 6:40pmYour Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Stoney that JPISTOLINO uses 25A96 for their cell combo!"

You break in, and make off with a a Adamantium Disc, a Something Old, a Something New, a Something Blue, a Copper Triverp, a Flux Capacitor, a Flim Flam, a Lewder Photo, a Lewd Photo, a Power Ring Thingy, a Wedding Band, a Matter Injector, a Time Machine, a Gloves, a Horn Nose, a Unconscious Lion, a Golden Ticket, a Blue Ticket, a Token, a Corn, a Breadcrumbs, a Dead Duck, a Dead Chicken, a Bells, a Lewdest Photo, a Wedding Ring, a Wig, a Squirt Flower, a Doofy Shoes, a Petrified Banshee, a Balloon Animal, a Dead Turkey, a Salt, a Hard Disk, a Goggles, a Tennis Racket, a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water, a Rolled Blunt, a Red Bull, a Cotton Candy, a Candy Corn, a Large Bottle of Water, a Apple Pie, a Cherry Pie, a Pumpkin Pie, a 6-Pack of Water, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a White Egg, a Slice of Block Cake, a Clover, a Blue Egg, a Green Egg, a Pink Egg, a Bandages, a Health Shake, a Ruby Slippers, a Beer, a Green Beer, a Tequila, a Raw Weed, a Popcorn, a Peanuts, a Chocolate Egg, a Cranberry Juice, a Passport, a Wooden Plank, a Screws, a Wire, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Can of Beans, a Dried Jerky, a Zombie Water, a Big Zombie Bone, a Gun Powder, a Raspberry Candy, a Lollipop, a Jelly Beans, a Zombie Antidote, a Clean Zombie Virus, a Melon Candy, a Voodoo Beads, a Zombie Vomit, a Metal Scraps, a Matches, a Rag, a Zombie Flesh, a Apple, a Cherry, a Pumpkin, a Pie Crust, a Egg Nog, a Ping Pong Ball, a Easter Egg, a Cheeseburger, a Bronze Medal, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Large Chocolate Bar, a 2013 Champagne, a Alka Seltzer Tablets, a Lock Picks, a Empty Basket, a Bow, a Handle, a Silver Medal, a 2011 Champagne and $160,550 from their bank! You earn 6,100 EXP!

AAWWW fuck.. he told me to go for it

04/06/2013 10:51pmYour Pet Rock stares at you stonily.

Last edited by DemOlition 13 years ago

13 years ago  #293
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b11badboi said on 04.06.2013 @ 10:18PM:

04/06/2013 10:12pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Stoney that DemOlition uses 33150 for their cell combo!"

13 years ago  #294
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Originally posted by DemOlition b11badboi said on 04.06.2013 @ 10:18PM:

04/06/2013 10:12pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Stoney that DemOlition uses 33150 for their cell combo!"

Has anyone broke in or should bino do the. Dirty deed

13 years ago  #295
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Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Shaley that MeganFox uses BBB2F for their cell combo!"

13 years ago  #296
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04/07/2013 9:25am

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/07/2013 7:26am

Your Pet Rock wants to play!

04/07/2013 2:09am

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Shaley that Ashz uses 9C88A for their cell combo!"

04/07/2013 12:30am

Your Pet Rock wants to play!

I don't take orders from a Pet Rock ...

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #297
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But you'll let him get u stoned

13 years ago  #298
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Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Rocky that Bluesky uses 9C127 for their cell combo!"

13 years ago  #299
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You were mauled by Bluesky's Lion Cub!

The combo was wrong. A guard caught you in the act

13 years ago  #300
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Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Rocky that Bluesky uses 9C127 for their cell combo!"

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Shaley that Ashz uses 9C88A for their cell combo!"

 

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