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13 years ago  #241
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Gang: Prison Break
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 3,639

04/05/2013 11:21pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/05/2013 10:36pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Stoney that kdawg187 uses 97845 for their cell combo!"

You break in, and make off with a a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Red Bull, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Ruby Slippers, a Health Shake, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Easter Egg, a 6-Pack of Water, a Slice of Block Cake, a Cheeseburger, a 2011 Champagne, a Hot Dog, a Beer, a Green Egg, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Adamantium Disc, a Something New, a Something Blue, a Something Old, a Flux Capacitor, a Flim Flam, a Power Ring Thingy, a Cotton Candy, a Golden Ticket, a Token, a Blue Ticket, a Peanuts, a Cranberry Juice, a Raw Weed, a Melon Candy, a Tequila, a Salt, a Lollipop, a Zombie Flesh, a Rag, a Gold Medal, a Dried Jerky, a Can of Beans, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Big Zombie Bone, a Matches, a Gun Powder, a Zombie Vomit, a Glass Bottle, a Metal Scraps, a Zombie Water, a Voodoo Beads, a Candy Corn, a Pumpkin, a Pie Crust, a Apple, a Cherry, a Breadcrumbs, a Corn, a Dead Turkey, a Dead Chicken, a Dead Duck, a Cherry Pie, a Egg Nog, a Tinsel, a Bow, a Fake Antlers, a Bells, a Motherboard, a Wooden Plank, a Hard Disk, a Passport, a Pole, a Bandages, a Chocolate Bar, a Raspberry Candy, a Athletic Shoe, a Gloves, a Jelly Beans, a Copper Triverp, a Wire, a Pumpkin Pie, a Lewd Photo, a Alka Seltzer Tablets, a Chocolate Egg, a Matter Injector, a Goggles, a Squirt Flower, a Lock Picks and $569,004 from their bank! You earn 6,300 EXP!

04/05/2013 9:43pm

Your Pet Rock wants to tell you about his date with Medusa

haha

04/05/2013 4:50pm

Your Pet Rock asks, "Shale we?"

Did you mean "Shall we"

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #242
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 13 years, 6 months
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Originally posted by Bluesky
04/05/2013 11:21pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/05/2013 10:36pm

Your Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Stoney that kdawg187 uses 97845 for their cell combo!"

You break in, and make off with a a Rolled Blunt, a Energy Drink, a Bottle of Water, a Large Bottle of Water, a Red Bull, a Large Chocolate Bar, a Ruby Slippers, a Health Shake, a 6-Pack of RedBull, a Easter Egg, a 6-Pack of Water, a Slice of Block Cake, a Cheeseburger, a 2011 Champagne, a Hot Dog, a Beer, a Green Egg, a Pink Egg, a Blue Egg, a Adamantium Disc, a Something New, a Something Blue, a Something Old, a Flux Capacitor, a Flim Flam, a Power Ring Thingy, a Cotton Candy, a Golden Ticket, a Token, a Blue Ticket, a Peanuts, a Cranberry Juice, a Raw Weed, a Melon Candy, a Tequila, a Salt, a Lollipop, a Zombie Flesh, a Rag, a Gold Medal, a Dried Jerky, a Can of Beans, a Rotten Cheeseburger, a Rotten Hot Dog, a Big Zombie Bone, a Matches, a Gun Powder, a Zombie Vomit, a Glass Bottle, a Metal Scraps, a Zombie Water, a Voodoo Beads, a Candy Corn, a Pumpkin, a Pie Crust, a Apple, a Cherry, a Breadcrumbs, a Corn, a Dead Turkey, a Dead Chicken, a Dead Duck, a Cherry Pie, a Egg Nog, a Tinsel, a Bow, a Fake Antlers, a Bells, a Motherboard, a Wooden Plank, a Hard Disk, a Passport, a Pole, a Bandages, a Chocolate Bar, a Raspberry Candy, a Athletic Shoe, a Gloves, a Jelly Beans, a Copper Triverp, a Wire, a Pumpkin Pie, a Lewd Photo, a Alka Seltzer Tablets, a Chocolate Egg, a Matter Injector, a Goggles, a Squirt Flower, a Lock Picks and $569,004 from their bank! You earn 6,300 EXP!

04/05/2013 9:43pm

Your Pet Rock wants to tell you about his date with Medusa

haha

04/05/2013 4:50pm

Your Pet Rock asks, "Shale we?"

Did you mean "Shall we"

lucky stoney's combo only got me 400k

13 years ago  #243
Level 38
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Gang: Prison Break
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 3,639

04/06/2013 2:10am

Your Pet Rock stares at you stonily.

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #244
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Originally posted by Bluesky
04/06/2013 2:10am

Your Pet Rock stares at you stonily.

haha

13 years ago  #245
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THIS IS ALL FUCKING BULLSHIT. THESE UNDERHANDED TATICS OF JUST HANDING OUT PEOPLES COMBOS IS A BAD FUCKING JOKE. ARE YOU GLAD YOU WASTED THOSE FAVORS ON BYING EXTRA LETTERS FOR YOUR CELL COMBO AS FROM HERE ON IN THERE FUCKING USELESS! DONT EVEN TRY AND DEFEND IT. WHY NOT JUST HAND OUT HUNDREDS OF COPIES OF PIRATE DVDS IF THEY WANTED PEOPLE TO RAID MORE????? AT THE VERY LEAST IF ANYONE HIT YOU WITH PIRATES YOU HAD A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW TRY N SAVE ALL THOSE THINGS YOU COLLECT IN THIS GAME, AMENITIES AND ITEMS BUT NOW THEY JUST HAND THEM OUT AS IF IT WERE THERE OWN. WHATS NEXT, ARE WE HAVING AN OPEN PRISON WITH NO CELLS AND NOTHING TO COLLECT SMFH. I KNOW I KNOW "PROTECT YOUR AMENITIES IF YOU DONT LIKE IT" BUT THAT RIGHT THERE IS AVOIDING THE ISSUE. THE ISSUE IS THEYRE JUST GIVING OUT AMENS PEOPLE HAVE EARNED AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR.

do the random funny statements, but right now there just a cover story for theft, because thats what it is.....

People always say you are what you eat, but I can't recall eating a fucking legend
13 years ago  #246
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This game always had odd twist to it suck it up and play the pb we all love

13 years ago  #247
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FUCK YOU, YOU SOLD ALL YOUR STUFF WTF DO YOU CARE

People always say you are what you eat, but I can't recall eating a fucking legend
13 years ago  #248
Level 38
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Gang: Prison Break
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 3,639

04/06/2013 2:42am

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

04/06/2013 5:36am

Your Pet Rock is cold. Stone cold

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #249
Level 38
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Gang: Prison Break
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 3,639

04/06/2013 6:39am

Your Pet Rock says, "Wanna get stoned?" You have been inflicted with Stoned.

09/15/2012 4:04pm Congratulations! For being one of the winners in Fight Night, you're rewarded: 100 favors, 1 Spankin' it to the Oldies, and 1 Brawler Trophy 01/01/2011_12:38pm LadyM used a Health Shake and revived you!
13 years ago  #250
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Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 15 years, 10 months
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04/06/2013 7:21amYour Pet Rock says, "Psssst, I heard from Shaley that leolion uses 9FE07 for their cell combo!"

 

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