Pick up lines
well damn! i got the finger lmao.
31642013the contest would officially be over.... I'm compiling the results now.... funny there's more candidates for most offensive than for best nicest..... gee I wonder why's that....

Yeah well... thats cause that get to much practice trying to own each other rather than be sweet to girls... (pouts)... the number of messages i get saying "I am gonna make you my bitch"... god... like hell...

31642013OMG! I haven't been drinking-n-sexting again have I???

(giggles)... no not from you silly... hehe

31642013WE HAVE WINNERS!!!!! (and losers too!)
Last night as I was about to post, the server shut down... stress tests that were not done n dealt with before I crashed on my keyboard at the crack of dawn... i had to run to school with my eyes closed.. and when i got back well, I was just too lazy and tired to post the results. Anyways.... I got the girls to give their opinions.... so IT HAS BEEN VOTED NOT ONLY BY ME. there is no bias for or against you guys as players.. there was no bribe accepted, yadda yadda.
BEST PICK UP LINE:
"if u held up 11 roses in a mirror u would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world."
Congratulations Celsk! Your corny line made us go "awwwww!!" yeah it was the best you guys could come up with... a shame.... but you're 10K richer!
Your thread would have been forgotten after 2 pages if I didnt make it intersting.... say thank you....
MOST OFFENSIVE PICKUP LINE:
It was a difficult decision.... a lot of you had "honorable mentions" and were pretty shocking... but the 5K winner is.....
a guy said to the girl "do you want to sleep with me?" the girl says "well" the guy says "well....hmmm.... thats a deep subject for a shallow mind."
PFC, you have a string of girls wanting nothing more but to headbutt you right in the nose and pull your hair to liberally stomp your balls into jelly. But you won 5K .....
I will be sending money now... thanks for the good the bad and the ugly...... now we know better than to date any of you!
Good day all!
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well i guess thank you for making it interesting and now i am going to go use the 11 roses line next time im at the bar
31642013hahaha just kiddin C, thanks for havin brought it up to start with....
It was the best we heard in here, but it doesnt mean its gonna work in the outside world...
let us know how it works out!

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

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