she liked my "gun" thats what brought her from under the rock....

'tis my rifle tis my gun,

tis for fighting tis for fun....'

who needs 2 tickets to the gun show, i got 1 ticket to the cannon show

wow celsk...your comming to my cannon show??? i didnt think you were that way....little boys need to stay in the gun show and let us men do the cannom show

excuse me miss, my cock just died can i bury it in your ass

aw thats dirty, hey i thought u were a grunt not an arty man

you must have been raised on a chicken farm because you sure do know how to handle cock

no no no all i do is grunt dripping sweat from plowing lol

just gonna shake my head, i said shake not bob, hey does ne 1 know bob and neil, neil and bob thats there names not what they do

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?