What i had to sum guy today used this line on one of my employees

Hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

"Do you have a little french in you?

Would you like some?"

Your legs must be tired, cause youve been running around my head all nite.

i think this is the worst i heard at a bar, do you give head to strangers? no, well let me introduce myself

Can i borrow a quarter, i need to call my mom and tell her iv met the girl of my dreams

hahahahaha gangster shyt       hey them some nice legs by ta way what time they open

ill make u  head over heels and put ur heel over ur head

You know what would look good on you?................................ME

You wanna get a pizza and f#ck?     What you dont like pizza?

bachlor party great movie