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16 years ago #81
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was thinking saturday thats party time
16 years ago #82
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do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong
16 years ago #83
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the best thing to do is walk into shoppers drugmart when that girl is working the, grab a box of the biggest condoms put it on the counter and say, is this the biggest size u got, u dont got nething bigger, do u hav ne plastic wrap and rupper bands, maybe a rope and a tarp
16 years ago #84
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I'm good at math, U+I=69
lol
16 years ago #85
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yeah then the morning after she tells all her girlfriends how tiny you are in reality!
16 years ago #86
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hahahaha
16 years ago #87
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How about this one
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
16 years ago #88
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ouch that hurts it really cut shallow, its not bleeding but still ouch
16 years ago #89
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dont worry celsk atleast you got to bust all over her even if your small
16 years ago #90
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cutting a little deeper but still no blood
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