come on grin n bear it.....

most offensive line i actually came up with and used while drunk (so i've heard). "Was yer ass in Auchwitz? cuz i'd love to work it to death." no it didnt work. cheesiest line that actually works "you come here a lot?" but only when you're hitting on the people that work there like the bar tenders. you'd be surprised. dont forget "you wanna play who's in my mouth?" and "is that a keg in your pants? cuz id love to tap that!" yes, i have used or been with a friend who used all of these.

 awwwwwww that is so cute... (giggles)... i like that... hehe...

 Dear god Witerob... what happened to make something down your pants green... (eyes look horrified with shock)... you better head to a doctor... (giggles)

ok basically this jus tells that yall aint got no game

well swiggy my friend.... maybe you should show em how its done...

ide watch what you say since your in arizona

swiggy i got more game than the ESPN channal

Worst one I've ever used was 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' cos she was totally stunning, just sitting in the pub, her mates had just got up to go for a smoke, and she was reading Max Brooks 'Zombie Survival Guide' and had a bag which was from a local video game store (I added all these up and they all gave the right answer), and with the right amount of liquor in me to not be staggering & mumbling, I swaggered straight over, said my line with a few extra's to the start and finish, and her reply floored me.

'Of course it did, I'm in a feckin wheelchair!'

Which is the point I noticed her chair, did indeed, have wheels.

I can remember going bright red, her pissing herself laughing, me starting to mumble some sort of an apology, ended up getting a number, saw her a few times but she was a bit too racist for my liking.

I'm all for racist jokes, but not quite full on genocidal wishings....

Anyway, that's the only chat up line I've used except for just joking around with mates girlfriends and the 'you come here often' to any hot barmaids...