Handing out the prizes tonight.....

"Yarr. Is that a pin belaying in your britches, or are ye just happy t'see me?"

no its a microphone...care to say a few things??

1 2 1 2... hey i think it's broken... why is it so limp?

hold on let me take this little pill then it will make ya sing all night

Lol. I appreciate the attention but please don't mail me...... it won't get you any closer to the prize... you know who you's are...

hey 316 did u get into a fight with ur hair staightener?

lousiest pickup line!

I just granted a request from a fan and took my hat off.

POOf it went~

did it take the fans eye out?

Hey have you had your shot of vitamin C today, you can take it two ways

*snorts tea out of nose* no fair! *puls napkin out of afro and wipes face*

(awaiting for the smartass comment about doing that.)