Item Title

Item Description

Pick up lines

16 years ago  #141
Level 22
Status: offline
Gang: Brotherhood Express
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 7 months
Posts: 4,323

hmmmm maybe a couple more hours, and winners will be declared....

16 years ago  #142
Level 7
Status: offline
Prison: Putnam
Incarcerated: 16 years, 2 months
Posts: 12

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

 
16 years ago  #143
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months
Posts: 1,391

"I bet you 20 dollars you're gonna turn me down"

or

"sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"

16 years ago  #144
Banned
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 7,010

i dont know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream

 
16 years ago  #145
Banned
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 7,010

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention

 
16 years ago  #146
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months
Posts: 1,391

id like to kiss you passionately on the lips. then move up to your belly button

16 years ago  #147
Banned
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 7,010

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you

 
16 years ago  #148
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months
Posts: 1,391

how about we play titanic. you be the ocean and ill go down on you.

16 years ago  #149
Banned
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 4 months
Posts: 7,010

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

 
16 years ago  #150
Level 14
Status: offline
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 16 years, 3 months
Posts: 1,391

Thats sick lol heres one.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat

 

Quick Reply

You are unable to reply to this thread