Pick up lines
16 years ago #141
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hmmmm maybe a couple more hours, and winners will be declared....

16 years ago #142
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
16 years ago #143
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"I bet you 20 dollars you're gonna turn me down"
or
"sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"

16 years ago #144
i dont know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream
16 years ago #145
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention
16 years ago #146
Lordwaf...Level 14
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id like to kiss you passionately on the lips. then move up to your belly button

16 years ago #147
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you
16 years ago #148
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how about we play titanic. you be the ocean and ill go down on you.

16 years ago #149
16 years ago #150
Lordwaf...Level 14
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Thats sick lol heres one.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat

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