Can i buy u a drink or do u just want the money?

Ive used this one a few times. Ive gotten things from slaps to giggles and the occasional number.

"your tongue looks lonely. You should let my cock keep it company"

works better with a shaved head

excuse my head seems to be cold could i use ur mouth to warm it up

I was going to use a pickup line but your looks left me speechless

I was gonna pick you up but then I saw your face

I heard one of my mates use this one once but its pretty stupid.

"if you were a booger id pick you"

oh wow.... I hope she beat the crap out of him

he got a drink thrown on him and then said something to him but he never told me what lol

Prizes in about an hour's time... Last chance to impress... or to offend!