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Pick-up lines thread [Roxy is lonely]

10 years ago  #1
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It was come to my attention that roxy plays this game because she cannot pick up dudes, it's okay neither can I. So I've made this thread to help her out. Start posting pick-up lines to men.

Last edited by NothingPersonal 10 years ago

10 years ago  #2
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Gang: Guidos
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 12 years, 7 months
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Pretty sure your one of the few guys here that uses pickup lines on men so feel free to help her out. Way to ruin a good idea dildo holder

10 years ago  #3
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(Girl has to have a lollipop in her mouth to work)

Girl(Roxy):how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsi pop?

Dude: Idk? Like 40 or something?

Girl(Roxy): Why don't you come over and we'll try it out?

Dude: (Freaking out) Yeah....

Girl(Roxy): *Turns around with lollipop in mouth and looks back at him* I meant now...

Dude: *Pops a boner* Let's Go!

10 years ago  #4
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Best pick up line for anyone that works every time. Sup albino would you like to go out for dinner I'm paying of corse albino money is no object just pick a time and a place. Ps I could suck a tennis ball through a hosepipe

10 years ago  #5
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Won: 10. Who you been bullying lately?

10 years ago  #6
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excuse me baby, can i hit that????

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10 years ago  #7
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heey gurl, u hungry?

10 years ago  #8
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You got a purrrrddddy mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10 years ago  #9
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how hard can this be..lol

try:

Wanna touch my boobs?

10 years ago  #10
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Gang: Guidos
Prison: South Dakota
Incarcerated: 12 years, 7 months
Posts: 707

The best line to break the ice is as follows...lol

What the difference between Jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick in your ass (if that's too much use mouth instead)

 

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