Ok, so I don't really play games online much, and I have a question to you all. I keep getting messaged by people and I have no idea what the hell they are talking about. For example, take 1234ghostcarter:

Read from the bottom up.

1234ghostcarter

said on 05.03.2010 @ 6:52PM:

i mean who put you in goon squad gang

chip_m555 said

on 05.03.2010 @ 6:50PM:

I put me in a gang? Or you want to put me in a gang? Or you want me to join your gang?

1234ghostcarter

said on 05.03.2010 @ 6:46PM:

you put you in a gang

chip_m555 said

on 05.03.2010 @ 6:45PM:

Im sorry, I don't speak ghetto. What i gathered is that you want to be friends????

1234ghostcarter

said on 05.03.2010 @ 6:38PM:

am ur big homiecuh on hood man

chip_m555 said

on 05.03.2010 @ 6:37PM:

Im a ganja smugglin hooker. Who are you?

1234ghostcarter

said on 05.03.2010 @ 6:30PM:

hey who are you homie

Start Here (read up)

Jesus titty-fucking-christ. What the

fuck is a "cuh on hood man"? (my appologies to 1234ghostcarter if english is not his first language)

Another example, Kingb10:

kingb10 said on

05.02.2010 @ 11:38PM:

thats my exgang our gang is better if u think ur boss is on the same level ur own

thats not good at all homie i didnt meant o beat u up ut think

Ok the first dozen words I can decipher, but seriously what the hell is going on here? And this is only the tip of the iceberg. Litterally almost all of the messages are this bad. I know this is supposed to be a prison and convicts are not exactly known for their intellect, but when this 'cool' text message lingo is so bad that nobody understands each other, it becomes rendered inefficient and defeats the entire purpose of shortening words down to phonetic spelling. Maybe I am an elitest, but this is fucking absurd.

As somebody who studies sociology, I am curious. How many of the people on here do you think are:

• Illiterate or partly illiterate

• English is not thier first language (the only acceptable excuse) 

• Are under the age of 8

• Or are actually playing this from their 'real life' prison cell

Last edited by chip_m555 16 years ago

Sorry, I tried to organize this better but the forum wont let me. good luck

Lol I'm from uk I don't speak that slang we speak different but I speak proper english at home and stuff but when I'm with my friends thts when we tlk slang....

Lmfao, Chip you arent the only one that cant understand them, I just like to fuck with them. 

If you don't like the way they talk you can always just block them instead of making a thread about it.

Oh Lordy, I would have to block everyone except for you and Sandin. Ill just stick with my social commentary piece up there. I am actually haveing a ton of fun screwing with them anyways.

oh my god... not another one of these grammer freaks... get yourself a life and stop tossing off to your dictionary... :P

LOOOOL!

fo real.. actin like u better than everybody.  yea the dude couldnt type right but ur a fuckin nerd lol